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Join the Scouts. You'll Have a Gay Ol' Time

on Mon, 03/25/2013 - 13:30

The opinions I am about to express in this article are mine alone.  They do not represent the Boy Scouts of America or any of its organizational structure, including the Cub Scout Pack where I volunteer my time.

For those who have been living under a rock, the BSA is on the cusp of revising its policy banning openly gay leaders.  The policy under question will actually shift the decision of whether or not gay leaders are allowed in a unit to the chartering organization.

For the Victims of Newtown ...

on Sat, 12/15/2012 - 03:11

I usually am a man of many words.  But all I can say on this dark day is what I put to words and music when I was a much younger man.  For the victims of Newtown, for the families and teachers affected by today's tragedy, we hold you in our prayers.

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50 Years of Being Shaken AND Stirred: The Music of James Bond

on Sat, 12/08/2012 - 08:14

This post is the first in a five part series.

Snertman: Ok, so they all start this way.  He walks onto the screen through this circle and somebody is going to try to shoot at him but he shoots first and blood runs down the screen.
6-year-old me: Ick.
Snertman: OK, so they’re going to have this big fight on the plane now.  The guy with the metal teeth is called “Jaws.”
6-year-old me: Eeek!
Snertman: OK, now some woman is going to start singing and a bunch of naked women are going to start dancing around.
6-year-old me: Coooooool.

That’s how I was introduced to James Bond.

The REAL issues of the 2012 Election

on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:58

As politically opinionated as I am, I've been fairly silent in my writings about this upcoming election this year.  My absentee ballot has been cast so no amount of debates or annoying phone calls will make a difference to me at this point.  I've Facebooked here and there on some real issues that neither party is tackling and think that's a good place to focus our energy instead of cowing to the cult of personality each party tries to build.

Campaign Finance Reform

I've seen lots of people asking how much the candidates have spent and how many of our country's problems could be solved with

The Ballad of the Fugitive of Fairfax

on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 00:47

After four years of taking the commuter train, preceded by seven years of working from home, I’m back in a car every day.  My new job is based in Reston (ironically about 5 minutes from my first apartment in the DC area but at least an hour from my current home) and even with the opening of Metro’s Silver Line next spring, alas, mass transit just doesn’t connect point A to point B for me any more.

I’m doing OK with it though.  I’m back to listening to full-length albums at high volumes for one thing.

The Value of Training and Continuing Education

on Mon, 07/30/2012 - 03:14

My father spent the bulk of his career with Burlington Industries, who at their peak were the largest textile company in the world.  The last 12 years of his time there saw him in charge of training the workforce, especially management.  25 years after official retirement and at 81-years-young, Dad continues as a management and labor relations consultant, to whom manufacturing companies send their managers to learn more about how to treat their workers the right way, making them more productive and efficient, while happy and fulfilled in their work.

My father-in-law was a long-time employee of

Clator takes new position at Akamai Technologies as a Senior Technical Project Manager

on Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:00

I am excited to announce the start of a new chapter in my professional career in Open Government and Web Consulting.  I have begun work in the Public Sector Services group at Akamai Technologies based in their Reston, VA office.  Seeing all the changes in Reston after a fifteen year absence is exciting.  More importantly, the ability to bring the skills I have honed to a company like Akamai, who delivers a third of Web content to the globe, is a proud step up and I look forward to serving them well in the years ahead.  This was a hard choice between several great opportunities.
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IE on a Mac ... Finally A Reasonable Solution

on Wed, 05/09/2012 - 14:49

If you’re a Web professional who consults with the Government like me, you’re inevitably routinely frustrated by the need to still test your sites on Internet Explorer (IE).  The Government’s slowness to adopt new technologies keeps us having to make things compatible for aging and poorly-implemented standards.  Worse yet, Microsoft’s unwillingness to make its versions of IE (going back to v6 … they’re up to v9 now) available for the Mac platform serves as a major hinderance for Web designers and developers who may (and often do) opt for the Mac.

Don't get me wrong, I still have a Windows

Breakin' Up Is Hard ... Rock ... Sometimes

on Sat, 04/21/2012 - 12:30

Fair Warning: This isn't an album review.  It's a light pop-cultural study of one of Rock's most interesting dramas: Van Halen's career.  The departure of David Lee Roth due to creative differences with the Van Halen brothers after the mammoth success of 1984  shattered the hopes of many a teenaged hair-band wannabe.  After all, this band was ascending beyond the more good-but-cookie-cutter hair metal bands that were emerging at the time and were superstars.  What followed was, if you'll pardon the pun, the Best of Both Worlds.

Where Have All the Good Barbs Gone?

on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 23:29

Happy Easter, my friends.  Sorry it's been awhile since my last post. I hope to make this blog a weekly thing, but I've been my usual busy self lately, doing so many things that I haven't left much room for sharing about them.  I wasn't sure what to write about at first.  With so many diverse topics to choose from (and I love free form expression), I was torn between something on the entertainment front or something on the religious front (it being Easter and all).  Well, why not a hybrid of the two?

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Clator's Impossible Triangle Solved
You see Clator use his trademark everywhere, but what does it actually mean?  Look closer ... it's an optical illusion known as the "Impossible Triangle."  There is also an impossible triangle in Project Management, where it's often said "you can have it fast, cheap, and right ... pick any two of the three."  But with Clator's approach in the center, the right balance of all three points can be found.